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but that’s EXACTLY something to be jealous of. ;_____;! also the cute points just went up by about 1000+ just so you know augh.
bahhhh, over 1000 points? we’re not that cuuute, only like puppies and kitties deserve that rank.
okai the food and the boyfriend might be something to be jealous of BUT THE AFTERMATH NO. all my affectionate feelings towards him disappear when he farts in the blankets and it’s so potent i wake up. literally, that is how bad smelling his farts are. THEY WAKE YOU UP.
